Have Hoodie, Will Die

“His hoodie killed Trayvon Martin as surely as George Zimmerman.”

“You have to recognize that this whole stylizing yourself as a gangster, you’re gonna be a gangsta wannabe? Well, people are gonna perceive you as a menace.”

“I am urging the parents of black and Latino youngsters particularly not to let their children go out wearing hoodies.”

Geraldo Rivera, Fox News 

Who would have thought it? Racism in America can end, liberty and justice for all can prevail, if only parents would take a pair of scissors and cut the hoods off their kids’ sweatshirts.

While you’re at it, make sure you get rid of those drawstrings. I expect Geraldo will be telling us any day now that they are a leading cause of suicide among American youth.

So chop off those hoods, all you gansta wannabes:

I’m talking to you, Girl Scout gansta wannabe, Air Force One gansta wannabe, Autism Awareness, and cancer research activist gansta wannabes:

Think going to Harvard is going to protect you, gansta wannabe?

It doesn’t matter if you want to save the panda, or cure breast cancer. If you dress like a gansta wannabe, “people are gonna perceive you as a menace” — and perceived menaces can expect to be shot.

This guy (below), looks way too “black [or] Latino . . .  particularly” to even think of wearing his ASPCA hoodie just anywhere in America:

What about this Latino? Daytime here, but I remember Geraldo Rivera making an ass out of himself during one hurricane — maybe in Galveston — at night, on a seawall, after curfew, and wearing a hoodie.

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